stunfiskk:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

the whole “i’m an evil monster because i have to kill and eat innocent people to survive :’(” angst in ‘regular human gets turned into supernatural monster’ stories is so stupid. like how is that even a problem??? there are also plenty of corrupt billionaires, abusers and cops out there for you to snack on

everybody’s like “eating the rich is the only ethical consumption under capitalism” until they actually have the opportunity to actually eat the rich 🙄 smh

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what we do in the shadows is the only one that Gets It

you guys need to watch santa clarita diet. a woman suddenly only desires human flesh, so in order to fix it, her and her (wonderful, loving) husband find nazis, men’s rights activists and anyone else with immoral values for her to kill violently and then eat 

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it’s great

derinthescarletpescatarian:

junnihilation:

bgm05:

bgm05:

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

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Originally posted by astralbondpro

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

zmeess:

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SPEAKING OF TUTORIALS, i never uploaded this thing to tumblr! a trick i use when drawing elf ears cause they can be finicky sometimes

everythingfox:

Welcome home gifts

(via)

alnitaks:

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cynthia wearing zimmermann by alice webb

everythingfox:

Cookies n cream bambi

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nooepkt:

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I jumped on the meme that were everywhere on twitter a few months ago but krbk edition hehe

Kirishima is dead obviously.

one-time-i-dreamt:

ancientnapdragon:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I found a kitten in my house and named it Butter, short for: “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”

This is my son Butter! 2nd pic feat his brother Peanut.

I had to show you that dream kitty could be real kitty 😺

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I love them

cluegrrl:

sandersstudies:

i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing:

sandersstudies:

You CANNOT serve from an empty vessel but go off I guess

OP what does this mean?

When your friends are hungry, you cannot serve them from an empty breadbasket, no matter how good your intentions. When they’re thirsty, you cannot serve them from an empty pitcher, no matter the effort you put in.

We have to stock ourselves with good things before we are able to give them away, and if we are too exhausted to make bread, we must rest before we can make it to serve our friends. If we are too hungry to serve, we must eat some bread ourselves first.

It’s a metaphor for emotional exhaustion. When we wear ourselves down it makes it difficult or impossible to help the people around us, and all the effort and good intentions in the world can’t make up for the fact that our vessels are empty. It’s hard to not want to serve when our friends are in trouble, but trying to serve from an empty vessel often leaves both of you floundering.

On the contrary, when we care for ourselves and are kind to our body and mind, we are full vessels, and serving the people around us becomes easier. That’s why it’s important to take time for ourselves once in a while, to refill ourselves with good things.

In the event of a sudden pressure change, put on your own oxygen mask before helping a companion with theirs if needed.

thefiresontheheight:

schizm-deactivated:

schizm-deactivated:

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like “if you don’t turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU” and he didn’t so i did.

i think i even complained to my mom like “you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn’t turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit” and she was like “oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you…turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚” and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

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